ALTERNATIVE FACTS

      "Daughters of Jerusalem weep not for me, but weep for yourself and for  your children"

WASHINGTON D.C.......Alternative facts is a phrase used by the Counselor to President Donald Trump -- Ms Kellyanne Conway -- during a interview on the news show Meet The Press. She coined the phrase while trying to defend the White House Press Secretary -- Sean Spicer's -- comments about the attendance at President Trumps inauguration.

According to news sources that were there, The Press Secretary told a flat out lie regarding the attendance amounts, however, the Presidents Counselor, Mrs Conway, described the lie or falsehood, as merly "alternative facts."  

Apprently, Mrs Conway derived the term, alternative facts, from a novel published in 1949 by English author George Orwell. The novel describs a time when a fictious country is under the rule of a governmernt called The Inner Party, aka, Big Brother.

According to the novel, The Inner Party ruled by omnipresent government surveilance and public manipulation. The Inner Party totally persecuted individualism and independent thinking. The novel further illustrated that The Inner Party was under the total control of privileged elitist and a cult personality leader...........{does any of this sound familiar?} 

The auhtor wrote that The Inner Party "seeks power entirely for its own sake. It is not interested in the good of others; it is interested solely in power." The Inner Party went so far as to invent its own language called Newspeak. In George Orewll's Nineteen Eighty-Four novel, the fictional language Newspeak attempted to eliminate personal thought by restricting the expressiveness of the English language......{I did say that this book was fiction, didnt I?} 

Here is a partial listing of some of the other words used by The Inner Party using the Newspeak language:

1. bellyfeel - means a blind, enthusiastic acceptance of anything we damn-well say......(as in get a bellyfeel of our bull*hit because that's the way it is...like it or not).

2.  blackwhite - means the ability to believe that black is white.....( as in no matter what your lying eyes tell you...black is white and there is no such thing as white privileged).

3.  crimethink - means having thoughts that are unorthodox, or are outside the official government platform.....(as in we are building the wall to keep the criminals out and everybody better think this way too).

4.  duckspeak - means to literally quack like a duck or to speak without thinking.....( as in grab them by the p*ssy......could you say that in 1949?)

5.  goodsex - means the normal intercourse between man and wife, for the sole purpose of begetting children and without physical pleasure; all else is sexcrime..... (as in all the LBGT community are criminals...according to Big Brother).

Who would have thought that a fictious book from 1949 could be so relevant today?

So now, amazingly, we have a new "catch phrase."

The new 2017 phrase or substitute for the word lie, or falsehood, or understatement, or fabrication, or ambiguity, or euphemism, or fib, or just plain ole bull*hit is now -- "alternative facts." 

My fellow americans, in the coming days, months and years, ahead please, feel free to incorporate our new phrase into your everyday vocabulary, where-ever and when-ever, what you are hearing is not what you want to hear.

For example; if someone says,  "America is great again", you could respond by saying, "Yeah, it's exacatly like it has been for the last 400 years." Opps, my bad, this is a bad example because in this statement....... the lie came first.

Marvel not; you must be born again.

                                                     TG4RG

                           

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